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12846.) I think I'm finally happy again. To...
Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
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All my 365s so far uploaded →
I'd do anything to not be the clumsy idiot I am.
I just took my skullcandy headphones off and they snapped. To top it all off they don’t sell the same ones on the skullcandy website anymore
Jsyk I’m still doing my 365 I can’t post my photos though because our computer has broken I’m using my dad’s laptop atm so I can keep up to date with everything :)
A guy had a crush on this girl. He follows her...
Girl: Why do you keep on following me?
Boy: Because you’re so pretty and I think I’m falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven’t met my friend yet. She’s prettier than me and she’s right behind you. *The guy looked behind him but found no one.*
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There’s no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really love me, you won’t look back.
Where did this year go?
A man in Belgium was thought to be in a coma for...
ohyeahfacts: They call it “locked in.” You can hear, see and think, but your inability to respond to anything leads to a vegetative state diagnosis. The patient is basically trapped in their own body. Biggest. Fear. EVAR. (source) D: shit.
I think I want to marry Sean Smith
ommmm sexy accent <3
My friend has become a right music snob
If a singer or band is well known she wont listen to them, even if she likes them.
you’re all so amazing <3
I have this thing.
thelovelybones: applescrufff: Where I think everything’s about me. Not in a conceited way, but like, if a friend posts something volatile I think they’re mad at me. And in the same, if someone’s posting about loving/liking someone I get this tiny little glimmer of hope that it could be about me. It’s usually just the first one, though.
In 2004, 317 people were bitten by rats in New...
ohyeahfacts: (Final Exits, the illustrated encyclopedia of how we die by Michael Largo)